croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

"The best relationships are the ones you don’t expect to be in, the ones you never saw coming."
- (via ohlovequotes)

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage